- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

knock knock Come in!!!

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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