Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Spread the net.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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