What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

want a balloon? yeah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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