A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Niki Minaj's ass

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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