What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Tell you something funny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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