THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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