Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

thumb_up thumb_down +40

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Heartlight

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Mike tyson

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

thumb_up thumb_down +40

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

thumb_up thumb_down +38

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

thumb_up thumb_down +38

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down +38

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

69

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

where are you?

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops