Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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ecks! why zee?

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Type 2 diabetics

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Anti Joke

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