Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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monkey sponge

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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mark is mark

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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