Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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