Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

WNBA

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

What's after 9/11? 9/12

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Fox News.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

How old is your mom? Old.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

An asian without a future.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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