Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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