- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

womens rights

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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