- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

want a balloon? yeah

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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