- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

Kenny died. The Bastards.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

Their, they're, there You're, your

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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