- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Comedy.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Spinabifita

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

A black man didn't walk into a bar

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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