If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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