What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Wade

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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69

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Ebola

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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