- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

Yes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Mitt Romney.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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