Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Leave her alone...

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Muslim athletes.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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