Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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hey

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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conrad profit

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