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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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