Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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Penis penis poop butt

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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