- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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