What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Women's rights

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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knock knock

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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