What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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