- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Ouch.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Justin Beiber

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

general tso's broccoli

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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