- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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