Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

women have rights

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

the cast of the jersey shore

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

A women president

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

Penis

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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