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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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