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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."