why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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