What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What is life? Paul.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Good job, son.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Man U

Whats worse than suicide? death

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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