What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Error 37.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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