- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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