How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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