The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What stops a train? A missile

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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