A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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