What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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