- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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