THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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