Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Tony Romo

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...