- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Brain fart

Women deserve equal rights.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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