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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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