what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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What is my name? I dont know

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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