- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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