Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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