- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Good job, son.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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