- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Take part of what?

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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