- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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