- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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