-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why is this joke funny It isn't

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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