You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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