Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Guest what in the butt

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