what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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