- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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