Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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whats white jizz

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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