- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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