- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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