ever tried african food? they neither

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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