I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Anti Joke

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