Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

A American seeking into mexico

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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