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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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