What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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#Getweird

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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