What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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why dont they make black forks

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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