- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Pain Olympics.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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