- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Justin Bieber

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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