What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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A lot eh?

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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