- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

whats brown and sticky a stick

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

tea with milk?

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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