Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

black chicken. kfc

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

George W. Bush

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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