What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Women's Soccer.

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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