why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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