- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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