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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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