- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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silver bullet?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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