what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

angelo snyder is not ga

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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