- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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