Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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