- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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