- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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