- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

what is the world worst joke? this one

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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