What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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