- Anti Joke

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops