- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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