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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

A shark ate your mom

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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