- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Obama = ebola

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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