Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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